Written by Jamie Morris (Mommie Queerest, The Facts of Life: The Lost Episode, The Silence of the Clams, Re-Designing Women, Gilligan’s Fire Island), this show will mark his return to Empire Stage after an 8 year absence. The show debuted in 2022 and was extended twice, playing to sold-out houses all summer long in Provincetown. Ptown Magazine said, “The laughter begins upon arrival and does not subside the entire show.” PTOWNIE named Schartt$ FAVORITE NEW SHOW of the season. After its celebrated run in Provincetown, the show went on to play for three months in Puerto Vallarta. The PV Mirror said, “The acting was hilarious!” SCHARTT$ picks up where the series leaves off. David is on his honeymoon. Patrick cannot make it. The entire Rose family arrives to cheer him up, and then proceed to make the entire trip about themselves.
90 Minutes, No Intermission